Happy Winter Solstice! I wanted to point out an important point of systemic racism in this evil United States culture of racism, sexism, and xenophobia that you may have overlooked, although it is all around you, promoting microaggressions against womyn and all people of color everywhere. After reading this article, you will have no justification for continuing use of this racist and sexist language, and you should immediately cancel anyone you know who continues to do so. You must start going into restaurants, malls, and other random places, accosting people, and finding out if they are fascists who refuse to cancel these great evils that you are now woke to. If they do not immediately agree with you, hit them in the face, vandalize their car, and take their wallet, as Antifa would explain is the ONLY proper response. What do I refer to, you ask? What could have been missed in the gazillion mandatory diversity training sessions at work, in the now ubiquitous political brainwashing everywhere? I refer to the racist, sexist, and fascist language of the SNOWMAN.
The Snowman—
universal symbol of patriarchy, bigotry,
and fascist, racist, sexist hate.
Note, first of all, the sexism here—it is the snowMAN. Snowwomen, and non-binary, LGBTQ+ snow persuns, are vastly underrepresented minorities in this cold, hard world. You must immediately cease referring to the patriarchal term “snowman” and speak, instead of “snow persuns.” Certainly children—excuse me, those who identify as being in the age group whose age assigned at birth is zero/newborn—should not be encouraged to build or play with snowmen. At the very least, all snowmen should be built with a frown instead of a smile, and with frozen tears or icicles of contrition for the sexist male privilege into which they have been ushered, and a taller, stronger, happy, Biden-Harris snowwomyn should be built next to any snowman.
The snowwoman—not sexist like the snowman, but still racist and white supremacist
Note as well, that snowmen—and even snowwomyn—are overwhelmingly white. Diversity in snowpersuns is almost entirely lacking. White snowmen should be frozen out high-level colleges and job opportunities attractive to them, whether in refrigeration, arctic travel, or ice cream sales, until snowpersuns of color, and snowpersuns of every kind of racial, gender, and sexual minority, are overrepresented in every income bracket of our systemically racist, sexist, and fascist nation, and there are equal numbers of diverse snowpersuns found in winter in North Dakota and in summer in Arizona.
Don’t try to cover your hate with the argument that snowpersuns are white because snow is white—it’s just nature. That’s the same type of old fascist argument people make against transgender rights when they claim there are only men and women—it’s just nature. No, “nature” is just a social construct, just like “men,” “women,” and the color of snow. This does not need to be proven—everyone that is woke knows it, and if you deny it you are giving in to white privilege and are just a RACIST SEXIST FASCIST. Q. E. D.
A LGBTQ+ Non-Binary, Socialist/Communist,
Snowbeing of Color Snowpersun—
the ONLY acceptable alternative for tolerant persuns.
(No picture included because there aren’t any yet.)
I hope that you are now woke to the great evil of building, encouraging children to play with, or in any way supporting the racist and sexist evil of the SNOWMAN. Dear reader, if you have every used such racist and sexist language, please send me a check of no less than $10,000 for every time you have supported patriarchy with this now cancelled term, to show that you are now fully in on diversity, inclusion and tolerance. I will donate the appropriate portion of your guilt offering to our local Antifa chapter while keeping the rest for myself. If you do not, I will burn your house down to show what tolerant people do to intolerant fascists like you.
So in conclusion: The snowman—cancel him!
I think a bonfire would do it. You bring the hot dogs and I'll bring the graham crackers and marshmallows.
Marshmallows are also racist because of their color. Your comment is a microaggression. I will have you fired if you ever use that sort of racist language again.
By the way, if someone is afraid to comment on a post like this, despite knowing perfectly well that this blog is completely committed to the Biblical teaching that all people are equal as the one human race and men and women have equal value to God, it shows the incredible power of the PC thought police.
That everything could be a microaggression appeared to be the conclusion of a required diversity session I was forced to attend for work some time ago at a government job. Pretty Orwellian.
What I find sad is that these people are looking inward and seeing a racist and all these kind of things, seeing that in themselves, because they do believe that we are all animals that evolved. Then, they project those beliefs onto the rest of the world, usually unconsciously but the best of them knows how to use that weaponize projection. It is actually sad, if you want to know the truth. The racism, the fear mongering, even the election meddling which they so long decried, it all comes from within them. They see others not having to cope with the things they are coping with, and assume it must mean those people must believe all the same things. It is too hard for them to think that there is a God. So it must be that these contented people are secretly racist/fascist and just really good at hiding it. So they think.
Only we know we are not.
What the liberals are reacting to is themselves. Many of them deep down believe in the survival of the fittest, they are afraid that is all this life is, and they have no charity at all within them, thus they cannot see it in others. A joke to them is only funny if it tears down the "enemy." Everything is about getting advantage. Even jokes are statements to get advantage. Everything therefore is politicized to them. They become disoriented and confused by people who are not like this – so in order to make sense of it all they begin to tell themselves that Christians must be secretly racist. They believe in conspiracies of racism as explanations for why things are so. For why they aren't successful (unless they begin to break rules and cheat) while others are. They tell themselves what they do, is the way everyone secretly is. They are also never satisfied or happy either. Nor would they ever understand a kind of joke as this either. So I feel bad for making fun of the mentally inhibited. I would help them if I could. Hopefully that makes sense.
First of all Merry Christmas! Secondly you’re an absolute loon. People like you are looking for anything to find a problem with and anything to be offended with. How can you live a life with so much stress and anger? Imagine a world where no one got offended. It would be a whole lot more peaceful than the one we live in now. So a word out to everyone. CHOOSE not to be offended and you take away the power of those who want to offend CHOOSE to joke and laugh about the hard things in life and you will find more joy. CHOOSE to love and accept instead of hate and you will find your life more fulfilled.
Hi John. The post was tongue in cheek. Sorry you missed that, if I understand your comment correctly.
Thanks.
I sure hope this is a joke. If it is, you should get a job at Babylon Bee. If not, I want to slap you in the face.
He was joking.
Joking? You mean, like being happy in the USA? How can I be happy when I am living on stolen Native American land, living in a capitalist country where I have plenty to eat instead of a socialist paradise like North Korea where people have a much lower carbon footprint because they don’t have electricity, and in a world where even the snow is racist? If you can tell jokes and be happy in a country like this, instead of (like me) being perpetually miserable and trying to make everyone else at least as miserable, it is just another evidence that YOU are also another racist, sexist, fascist hater. Your comment triggers me! It is a huge microaggression!
Oh dearie me. Why are Americans always so “literal” about everything said or written. Where is the fun in that?
Hi Jay,
Thomas is being satirical. Thanks for dropping by.